"Twenty-second of December, Shoreline drive," Tom Noonan reads from a toll bill. "Dec. 18, Parmer Lane," he continues to read.
The tale Noonan's toll bills tell... is a man who really gets around.
"Nov. 30, Lake Creek Plaza," he reads. "Nov. 22, Lake Creek Plaza, Nov. 20, Lake Creek Plaza," he continues. "In fact, we have a whole list of Lake Creek Plazas; that's obviously a favorite."
"Let's play a little game," KVUE Reporter Mike Rush said. "Where were you on the evening of Christmas Day?"
"Where was I? I was at home," Tom Noonan replied.
"According to this you were at Parmer Lane," Rush said.
A toll bill sent to Tom Noonan shows he was exiting the Highway 45 toll road.
"Well, the car, I'm sure was there," said Tom Noonan
He's talking about a multi-colored, oh-so-imperfect car that's taking him and wife Ana on a journey down a road of nonstop hassle.
They bought the '93 Civic for their son several years ago. It mostly sat in front of their house for a couple of years.
"My brother told me that the value of the property went up the moment we sold that car," Ana Noonan laughed.