Caution: There's some curse words in this post
In one moment of normalcy, Charlie Villanueva was tweeting about what everyone else in the NBA world was tweeting about this week: Kobe Bryant.
But then, the NBA player, who last played for the Mavericks, tweeted on Tuesday that he came home to something very strange: His toilet was missing.
And, according to his tweets, a bunch of other things.
But seriously, WHO STEALS A TOILET? And what made Villanueva’s toilet worth stealing?
It was more than a toilet, but let’s all be stuck on the fact that someone — according to Villanueva — stole a toilet.
The Dallas Police Department did not immediately return a request for comment.