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Vegas Babies

by Christie Humphries

kvue.com

Posted on February 5, 2011 at 5:09 PM

Dear Brad,

I was out of town all week and finally had a chance to watch this week's episode and I have to say, I was a little disappointed.  The one on one shopping spree date with the Funeral Director, where we all got to hear about how to drain the blood from a dead body...kind of gross.  The group date where you took Emily back to the place where her now dead ex-fiancee wrecked and ended his career only shortly before he died in a plane crash...kind of tacky.  And the Tail of Two Ashley's date, where you told Ashley S. that she'd make a great wife for someone, just not you, then whisked Ashley H. off to star in Cirque du Soleil...kind of sad and lame.  The only slightly entertaining part of the show was watching crazy Michelle take you in the back room to put you in a time out while she attempted to tell you what to do with your life.  It's nice to know that Michelle can always help to show you how to stop thinking with your head and start thinking with your penis.  No one would argue that Michelle is a beautiful girl...I can understand you wanting to sleep with her, but no one marries a girl like that unless they are stupid.  You would be in for a life of serious drama.  Maybe you should let her borrow your therapist for a few hours to help her work on her selfish behavior.  In fact, I think all the girls could use some help.

I was happy to see you get rid of Lisa and Marissa...they weren't really on the show anyway.  Up until Marissa gave you the love note, I could barely remember their names.  I'm surprised that you could.  But I think you should have given them a Fendi bag as a parting gift.  It would have been a nice gesture...or maybe some gambling money.  At least let them enjoy their time in Vegas instead of locking them in a suite with champagne, dumping them, and sending them away in a limo.  That's just cruel.

Well,..I'm anxiously awaiting Monday's episode in Costa Rica.  Don't let me down!

CH

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