Twilight - The Bachelor Take Two
Posted on January 3, 2011 at 11:40 PM
Brad, I hope your therapist called you for an appointment when he saw that you picked the vampire. I’m really rooting for you this season buddy, but you’re killing me. She’s clearly not a woman who is ready for a real relationship and I’m afraid you aren’t helping yourself build credibility with those women by choosing Madison…and these women seem to have their fair share of issues with you already.
We should have started our own drinking game for every time you had to say “I’m sorry or “I’ve changed”. I think someone should have advised these women not to grill a man on the first date about his past mistakes. I mean everyone has them, we’re just fortunate enough that ours aren’t played out on national television. Did they really expect to get a rose after that?
As far as I’m concerned, Brad gave these women a chance to leave right from the start. If they made the conscious decision to stay, then they should have tried to make a fresh start with him. If there is anything I have learned from watching all of these dating shows, it’s that men like women who are cute, fun, and uncomplicated. Clearly that is true, considering almost all of the women Brad chose met this description. You can argue with me that a couple of them had kids, but let’s be honest…they were the two hottest women there. He’s not going to cut them on the first show. Frankly, most of the other girls looked just like any other girl he could find out on 6th street. I’m pretty sure a couple of them could even tend bar and that “manscaper” could pass as a bouncer.
I also found it interesting that there were no ages listed for the women. A couple of the ladies made reference to their ages or the ages of others, but as a viewer, we weren’t given the usual posting along with their names and occupation. What’s that all about? Do they not want the audience to be angry that they are setting Brad up with women 10 years younger than he is? I’m thinking yes.
You know what Brad? I don’t want my package waxed either. I don’t think that is appropriate conversation for a first date. You should keep her as far away from your “undercarriage” as possible. However, by the looks of DeAnna and Jenni, I’m pretty sure they would have paid her to torture you in that way. Ouch! It makes me cringe just thinking about it. I hope they are happy, because “Bitter” is never a pretty last name for a bride.
Brad said that he had an incredibly beautiful group of women, but more importantly all of them had “substance”. I’m not sure what the substance is, but I’m pretty sure it’s lethal. I’m sorry Brad, but I think you may need some more therapy at the end of this season. Thank goodness you’ll have your friend Ashley S. to lean on.
And PS…How do you get two women named Shawntel and Chantal on this show? And why would you pick them both? That’s just crazy! Good luck handsome…You’re gonna need it!