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Ten Things to Hate About Rozlyn

Ten Things to Hate About Rozlyn

by Christie Humphries

kvue.com

Posted on January 11, 2010 at 11:42 PM

#1 She hooks up with the prop guy behind Jake’s back, because she can’t go 3 seconds without attention.

#2  She doesn't feel any remorse for what she did or the fact that the guy lost his job.
#3  She says things like, “When you’re a model it’s easy to rely on your looks”.
#4 On the photo shoot, she asked Corrie, “Have you ever done this before?”, knowing full well that she hadn’t, just so that she could brag again about her 10 year as a model.
#5  She’s beautiful, she knows it, and no matter how awful she is as a person, there are men who don’t care, because she’s hot.
#6 She takes forever to pack.
#7 She puts down other models by saying that she does “bridal” and they do “lingerie”. I’ll have you know that Gia does swimwear…totally different.
#8 Her ever changing hair extensions…it’s short when she’s swimming, long when she’s modeling…in a bow on top of her head when she’s getting thrown out of the house.
#9 The fact that she showed her “Cha Cha” during the photo shoot and the photographer referred to her as “a hard act to follow”. Apparently…since Jake’s playing seconds to the hired help.
#10 She lies to Michelle about talking to Jake about her on their date and makes Michelle look perceptive for calling her out as a liar. I was much happier when I thought Michelle was crazy and stupid…now she’s just crazy and potentially more dangerous.
I really thought this show was going to be a snoozer, but Rozlyn hooking up with a staffer and getting kicked off the show….AWESOME! I love it when truly awful people are exposed for who they really are. That girl didn’t even flinch when Chris Harrison told her that the guy was fired. She just stood there with cold dead eyes staring back at him like, “Okay…so what do you expect me to say?”. You could tell that Chris was having a harder time with it than she was. She acted like it was no big deal. The way Chris stared at her as she walked off was priceless…as if to say “Wow…You really are a witch!”
Sometimes I wish Chris Harrison would get more involved in the show. He’s been doing this long enough to know what’s really going on. He should become Jake’s consultant.    Maybe he should be the one slipping him notes throughout the show giving him hints on which girls to keep and which ones to get rid of....
Dear Jake,
Rozlyn does not stand for little rose…it stands for little slut.
Dear Jake,
Never keep a girl who writes you ridiculously long notes, reads them aloud, and then tells you not to kiss her.

Dear Jake,
Good call on dumping Ashley…she was annoying me too!
Dear Jake,
I was a little worried about you taking Ali up in the plane after she specifically said she was afraid of flying, but I’m glad it paid off for you. It seems your relationship is really “taking off”.
Dear Jake,
You’re going to need to get Christina a tissue…she’s still crying outside.
Dear Jake,
Seriously…you know Michelle is a wack job. Get rid of her already!
 
Tune in next week to see if Jake takes this opportunity reevaluate his options or maybe he’ll hook up with a staffer too!

 

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