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Revenge of the Nerds

by Christie Humphries

kvue.com

Posted on February 26, 2013 at 1:10 AM

Updated Thursday, Feb 28 at 8:43 AM

This just in...The Bachelor dumps one of the most beautiful women in the world because he wants to be with a dork like him.  I cannot figure this dude out!  Catherine...in my opinion...is clearly a flight risk.  There is no way that girl is ready for a mature relationship with Sean.  I would bet money on her leaving him at the altar.  I couldn't even stand to watch their date.  The way he was tonguing her on the boat seriously made me gag.  And I'd be drunk by now if I took a shot every time the girl referred to herself as "weird".  You don't hear that and think, "Mother of my Children"...unless you are Sean of course.

AshLee was clearly the better choice for runner up.  I think she made a big mistake telling him what kind of ring she wanted and she was WAY TOO EMOTIONAL, but I think she would have made a solid wife and she was clearly in love with him. The other two didn't even say they loved him.  Maybe he just wants a challenge.  All I know is that I felt very sad for AshLee watching her final video and very proud of her for walking out without saying a word.  He didn't deserve it.  She should have kneed him in the nuts.  I have a theory that any time a woman gets really emotional like that, it is usually her gut trying to tell her something's up.  I would like to believe that somewhere deep down AshLee knew he wasn't going to pick her, but she wanted to believe he was the night in shining armor so badly that she was willing to ignore her instincts.  I have a feeling she may have just won herself a starring role in the next season of The Bachelorette.

I don't see his connection to Catherine. Clearly he's not going to pick the girl he almost voted off last week.  I hope he really is in love with Lindsay.  Maybe all he's ever wanted is someone who enjoys eating bugs and playing practical jokes...yeah that screams mature relationship.  Hell she already has the dress!  Why not make it official?  The only thing that would make the finale better is if he dumps Lindsay and her father shows Sean how he earned his stripes. 

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