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Heads You Lose...Tails You Lose

by Christie Humphries

kvue.com

Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:22 PM

Am I the only one who was a little frightened when the masked man said, “Tonight’s the night I’m going to reveal myself to Ashley”? How funny would it have been if he left the mask on and just flashed her? Not nearly as funny as the fact that he didn’t get the chance to reveal himself…except on the toilet apparently. Whoever pieces together those clips at the end of the show is a genius. It was the only thing worth watching. Who is that masked weirdo vacuuming around the house? Jeff! Ashley…I honestly think you’ve been taking in too much of the laughing gas at your dentist office and it’s making you crazy. Why would you ever keep this man? At least make him take off the mask before giving him the rose. To top off Ashley’s bad choices this week, she also gave Bentley a rose again…she practically got down on her knees and begged him to stay. He’s so transparent. How can she not see that he’s playing her? I’m actually having a hard time feeling sorry for her after the way she talked to him in Vegas. She’s so bossy and controlling. And she is so rehearsed….not that the show isn’t always rehearsed to some extent, but this week every date seemed really contrived. The flipping the coin thing on Mickey’s date alone almost put me over the edge. Two flips in and I was calling out heads I leave it on…tails I turn it off. I think Ashley is a really cute girl, but I’m just having a hard time liking her. I don’t feel like she’s really being herself. It’s like she went to Bachelorette College and she’s come on the show to show off the skills she learned…like how to laugh even when things aren’t funny, how to have a fake smile and still look pretty, how to dress is cute clothes and show off your belly….and many other very unimportant things. You know what I would have said if a guy told me he was married once, but his wife died? Holy crap dude! That must have sucked? How did that happen? Are you sure you’re ready to come on a reality TV show and find love while break dancing in Vegas with the Jabbawackeez? I just don’t feel like she has a genuine reaction to anything. I would have taken that mask off Jeff on day one. A simple...Hey buddy that is really lame…you need to take that thing off your face and stop making a fool out of yourself. I know you say you are a romantic Ashley, but this isn’t the Phantom of the Opera…and P.S. Just because Bentley “swept you off your feet”…doesn’t mean he won’t drop you on your butt.

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