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"Bachelor" Blog: Drama mamas

by Christie Humphries

kvue.com

Posted on March 5, 2012 at 10:28 PM

Updated Tuesday, Mar 6 at 11:52 AM

If I took a drink every time one of the girls said “journey” or “connection,” I would have REALLY enjoyed this show. "The Bachelor Tell All" is always filled with more drama than a ladies bathroom on "Jersey Shore."

Why do all of these women have to know what they “did wrong?” Why do they always assume that they have some flaw that needs fixing? Why can’t they just accept that “it” wasn’t there for him? In fact, I think if these ladies were really honest with themselves, they would admit that they didn’t feel “it” either. I give total props to Brittney for owning up to the fact that she had absolutely “no attraction towards Ben whatsoever”…or at least that’s what I thought she said. It was hard to hear her over Samantha’s squawking. As Brittney put it, she was “like the chihuahua in the house.” She just doesn’t stop talking. It’s soooo annoying! My time is precious to me as well, and I feel like my time would be better spent if I never had to hear her voice again. I’m sure Ben felt the same.

After watching the clips, I think Ben may actually win the award for "The Most Naked Bachelor Ever." Sadly he is one of the only Bachelors I didn’t want to see naked and yet he was running around with his white butt hanging out every other episode. I was just not impressed.

I was, however, impressed with Emily for the way she handled herself on the show. She pointed out that Ben made a mistake by choosing to go skinny dipping with Courtney, because he turned the entire relationship into one about sex and not finding love. I don’t think the other girls really had a chance after that. If all the blood has rushed from his head to you know what, he’s clearly not going to be in the right frame of mind to get to know anyone.

I’m kind of shocked that they brought Courtney back to face the women. Normally the final two don’t come on the show for fear they might slip and give something away about the ending. I don’t know if anyone caught her saying that she had “cared for him.” She quickly caught herself and covered it up, but it definitely sounded like she was speaking about him in past tense. For Ben’s sake, I hope that is true. I’d prefer Ben give the final rose to Lindzi. Courtney needs to develop a little more as a human being. Maybe Jenna and Monica can share a tampon with her as a parting gift.

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