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Bye Bye Guys

by Christie Humphries

kvue.com

Posted on June 20, 2012 at 12:38 AM

I’m so happy that ABC has provided beautiful, single, rich, blonde women with a venue to find love…because God knows they were having such a difficult time before. Whatever! To make it even more nauseating, they are now traveling the world to amazing and exotic locations to make sure that there is no possible chance that Emily will ever see the genuine side of these bachelor’s personalities. They are too busy trying to keep their kilts from blowing up while riding donkeys into “war”. As one of the guys said, “The difference between a skirt and a kilt…is nothing.” I’m not sure how making a group of grown men throw logs and shoot arrows is supposed to prove anything to Emily, but these poor guys really gave it their all…especially Chris who failed at everything. I don’t know how brave that makes him, but Emily gave him the BRAVE award for his willingness to fail in front of everyone. The one she should have given an award to was Arie for best kisser! Is it me or did that kiss in the doorway give anyone else chills? Good one kiddo! Ryan on the other hand should get the arrogant ass award. No amount of fancy editing can put words in your mouth dude. You said that when you get up every day you ask yourself, “Who do I want to be today”. I hope you decided to be a LOSER, because that’s what you are. You should have spent less time shaving your knuckles and picking out women’s tank tops to wear and more time working on a genuine personality. I know that Emily and Travis will be friends forever, but that denial was a no brainer. His one on one with Emily sucked with a capital S-U-C-K. I wish I knew how to spell dad gum (or da-gun as she says it) because it seems that Jef and Doug are pretty dad gum scared of Miss Emily. She probably should have just cut them too, but I guess it was so hard to get rid of Ryan, she decided to just keep the rest of them and spare herself any more drama this week. So they will all be leaving Croatia and headed off to Prague…one of the most romantic cities in the world to find L-O-V-E.

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