What a serious group of douchebags! Jeff, William and worst of all Bentley! To begin…Jeff makes this long drawn out speech about how the only thing that matters is what is on the inside. Then, he finally reveals his face from behind his ridiculous mask and says, “Hi…I’m Jeff”. Ashley stares for a second…clearly as underwhelmed as the rest of us… and then they cut to Ashley saying, “He’s a lot older than I thought he was.” Really!? That’s all you have to say? Not, “Wow that dude is weird. I should have cut him the second he stepped out of the limo.” Behind that mask we found a man with very little grasp on reality, a bad sense of humor and the same crazy eyes. So nice to know she finally got rid of this one. It was her only good decision of the night. To make things worse…after Jeff’s big reveal…Ashley decided to take her group date to a comedy club to roast her. First of all…you should never let people roast you who aren’t professional comedians and you better have tough skin. Secondly…why would you ever think that it would be a “good time” to hear a bunch of guys you barely know point out your biggest insecurities? Having a guy tell you that you are Brad’s leftovers and that you have small breasts…Really? Again…what were you thinking? And the worst one was William…the guy she had an amazing first date with. He didn’t just roast Ashley…he burned her to a crisp. Seriously buddy…stick to your impressions…you clearly don’t have a knack for jokes. Did you really think that she wanted to hear that you were hoping the Bachelorette would be Emily or Chantal? Ashley should donate the money from her new boob fund to get William some class. Speaking of classless men…I don’t even know what to say about Bentley. Why didn’t he just walk away on the group date? Why would any decent person say that they were, “not gonna pass up the opportunity to mess with her head”? Who does that? How careless can you be? She flat out told him that she was warned by a friend that he was there for the wrong reasons and that it would hurt her worse than anything she felt last season if that were true. Instead of just owning up to it, saying that he was sorry and cutting her loose…he cuddles up with her on the couch, strokes her hair and tells her he’s feeling it…made me sick to my stomach. Then he turns around the next day and dumps her on her ass and to top it off the guys congratulate him for being a “good guy” because they think he’s going home to be with his daughter...when he’s really going home because he’s not attracted to Ashley. To make it excruciatingly painful to watch… they played these clips over and over again where Bentley calls Ashley an “ugly duckling” compared to Emily, says he’s not feeling it for her, he’s not attracted to her and he never was. It started to hurt me! I started imagining what it must be like to be Ashley. How much pain she must have felt sitting at home on her couch watching that. How selfish can you be to not even consider the fact that at some point this poor girl is going to hear that? How thoughtless can you be? He makes me so angry I could physically hurt him if I ever saw him. I hope your hair looks okay too Bentley…when you are burning in hell. It’s fitting that it poured down rain on him as he left. I hate to break it to you Bentley…but Emily would never date you and neither will anyone else after this show. I hope your daughter slaps you when you get home. She may be the only woman on the planet willing to forgive you. You give new meaning to men who give guys a bad name.
Bentley's Mask of Horrible
Posted on June 6, 2011 at 11:22 PM