Mirror mirror on the wall…who’s the dumbest girl of all? Well it’s a 3 way tie this week between McCarten, Sarah, and Lindsey. How could they not know it was a different guy?! Brad and his identical twin brother Chad played the ultimate game of switch-a-roo on the unexpecting bachelorettes. I can understand them being nervous or not picking up on it immediately, especially the girls who were outside with little or no lighting, but not catching on at all…not even a little?! Like I said last week…they look alike, but not that much alike.
Lindsey didn’t want to cry over something that wasn’t there…like brains and talent. This girl had NO CLUE she wasn’t talking to Brad. NONE! I was already suspicious of this girl, who claims to be a model from Livania, MI. I mean what kind of modeling does she do in Livania anyway? Does she model the hottest Fall fashions in the window at her neighborhood JC Penny’s? She certainly proved tonight that the only thing she has going for her are her looks. I hope she goes back home and is successful at modeling bathing suits. We already know she can’t sing.
McCarten should be thanking Solisa for being a total hooch, because I firmly believe that there is no way he would have saved her, had Solisa not given him a lap dance on the sail boat. Then again, raise your hand if you knew that one was coming. It was no surprise to me that Solisa said that the only thing she knew how to do was shake her buns really fast. I’m not kidding…she really said that! And that’s not all…after she was cut she said that she was surprised, because she felt that they had the strongest connection and she said that “he did see the very special parts of me, because I do wear those parts on the outside. I guess those were not the parts he was looking for”. I’m sorry…what?! I think we all saw your special parts and frankly if he kept a girl who couldn’t even tell the difference between him and his brother over you, you didn’t have a connection. I’m sure that there are plenty of men back in Georgetown who are happy that you and your “special parts” are back home where everyone can see them…on the outside.
I like Kristy, but for some reason, I hate her voice. Is it just me? I have the same problem with Sheena. Sometimes she busts out with this baby voice. I hate that! But it must work for Brad and I guess that’s all that matters.
Apparently crying also works for Brad. Enter Hillary…emotional trainwreck of the week. Let’s recap Hillary’s date. She gets the only one on one date, she get a beautiful dress, a million dollars in jewelry, a fairytale trip to San Francisco, and the only thing she can do is cry about it. Not just once, not just twice, but non stop…because she loves him. This girl is going to crack any minute. She was clutching that rose so tight at the rose ceremony, I thought she was going to break it in half.
Bettina is everything Brad is looking for…good looking, sweet, loyal, and divorced. I think they made WAY too big of a deal about Bettina and her divorce. They strung it out over two episodes, just to add drama and it was completely anti-climactic. I think that it bothered Brad a little, but not enough to cut her. I’m sure it will come up again. You really can’t say that you believe in marriage and commitment and then say that you were married briefly and dismiss it like it was nothing. It will be interesting to see what happens between the two of them.
Worst dressed this week goes to Jenni. From the poop brown tube top and pants she wore on the group date, to the J-Lo esque green dress that was cut down to her belly button at the rose ceremony, she single handedly won the “what not to wear” award.
What did we learn about Brad this week? He’s not real picky. If you notice the weird patch of blonde hair on his ear (Sheena), if you are willing to risk your relationship to continue your cheerleading/dancing career (Jenni), and you can’t tell the difference between him and his brother (McCarten)…you get a rose!
Who will become Mrs. Brad Womack? Your guess is as good as mine at this point. Tune in next week as the claws come out and we discover who’s McNasty and who’s McSkanky?