H-E-B President Scott McClelland had a good laugh recently when he found a wadded up grocery list at one of his Houston stores. And he had our newsroom laughing when he shared it on Twitter.
It appeared to be a pretty typical list written by a woman whose man might not know where to find everything: NO baby carrots; kale salsa (yuck!); and that yogurt that helps him -- um, how shall we phrase this? -- stay "regular."
But as you scroll down to the bottom, she reminds him in BOLD RED LETTERS that he's there to shop for food -- NOT other women: "Do NOT look at the hoochies!"
McClelland tweeted the list asking, "What aisle are the hoochies on?"
Thanks for the laugh, @HEBScott!