Who stole former Mavs player Charlie Villanueva's toilet?

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Caution: There's some curse words in this post

In one moment of normalcy, Charlie Villanueva was tweeting about what everyone else in the NBA world was tweeting about this week: Kobe Bryant.

But then, the NBA player, who last played for the Mavericks, tweeted on Tuesday that he came home to something very strange: His toilet was missing.

And, according to his tweets, a bunch of other things.

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But seriously, WHO STEALS A TOILET? And what made Villanueva’s toilet worth stealing?

It was more than a toilet, but let’s all be stuck on the fact that someone — according to Villanueva — stole a toilet.

The Dallas Police Department did not immediately return a request for comment.